I've decided that I hate the wedding season. No, I have nothing against the people getting married or their families. I just hate their evil plan invite my wife to weddings every single Thursday night in December and January. As a private sector employee who gets only one day off a week, Thursday is the only night that I can look forward to spending with my wife without having to worry about work the next morning. And yet for the past three weeks I've been spending Thursday night bored out of my mind, driving aimlessly around town, inventing things to do at the ESO office, and eating disgusting junk food.
Men should join together and put their foot down. No more Thursday weddings.